Tom: Oh i can’t chat ‘em up ‘cause i might kill ‘em. You can’t do it can ya?
Hal: Have you ever even been with a women?
Tom: I’m waiting for the right women, virginity is like a flower, you don’t just pluck it for anyone.
Hal: Well said.
(via fuckyeahtomandhal)
i ship these two so hard, which is ridiculous considering it’s only been two episodes. but, god. so hard. ugh. are there...